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why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Fri Sep 07, 2018 10:28 am

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2600 sq metres of gods own land (approx 28000 sq feet )

why yes, thanks for asking i am building a house
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Fri Sep 07, 2018 10:36 am

Ooooh! Check out Mr.Anthony J Petrocelli there.
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Webcop » Fri Sep 07, 2018 12:06 pm

Fucking hell that is legit
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Phats » Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:45 pm

Do you make them out of wood over there like the yanks? used to think that was daft but makes them mega cheap to build and mod i guess.
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Smee » Fri Sep 07, 2018 5:11 pm

Almost as bad as simmo's wall
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:17 pm

Phats wrote:Do you make them out of wood over there like the yanks? used to think that was daft but makes them mega cheap to build and mod i guess.


predominantly yeah, timber framing, timber trusses.
there are one or two companies that use steel framing, but not really my bag.
timber is plentiful over here, and as you say easy to mod.
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:24 pm

floor plan of the house, a few minor tweaks to be done , but 99% finished plan. its going to be approx 230 sq metres (2475 sq feet)

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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Simmo's lingerie ski mask » Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:47 pm

No dungeon?
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:56 pm

considered it, but the resale value from dungeons is at an all time low at the moment
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Simmo's lingerie ski mask » Fri Sep 07, 2018 9:59 pm

We decline your offer of free lodging then :thumbup:

Enjoy though.
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Every Post a Shit Sledge » Sat Sep 08, 2018 7:58 am

Having to walk through a wardrobe to reach the ensuite :lol:
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Alf » Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:22 am

Will you be spending a lot of time sitting on the Dick?
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:35 am

Alf wrote:Will you be spending a lot of time sitting on the Dick?


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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Sat Sep 08, 2018 11:36 am

Every Post a Shit Sledge wrote:Having to walk through a wardrobe to reach the ensuite :lol:

please, tell me more about your bedsit
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Phats » Sat Sep 08, 2018 3:57 pm

nae pool?
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Sun Sep 09, 2018 8:41 am

fuck no, far too expensive.
will put a spa pool in by the master bedroom
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Webcop » Sun Sep 09, 2018 9:07 am

What's the tech going to be like?
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Ludder » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:01 pm

4 bedrooms and two restrooms? You will need another half.
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Simmo's lingerie ski mask » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:49 pm

Now now ludder, just because he is a M365 forummer, it doesn't mean he is a pathetic looser with no gf
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:31 am

Webcop wrote:What's the tech going to be like?


at this stage i'm just working through costings to build, once i've got those figures locked in i'll see how much i have left to spend on "upgrades"
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Big Shot Jazz Maverick » Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:12 am

Bearing in mind that this is the South Island of New Zealand, tech probably consists of a CRT television and a steam kettle
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:18 am

:lol:
rumbled
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Sir John Falstaff » Mon Oct 01, 2018 5:28 pm

I seem to recall it took you 26 months to redo you bathroom and you covered the garage floor in paint while doing it.

I expect to see this "house" sometime after your first grandchild is born.
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:40 am

Sir John Falstaff wrote:I seem to recall it took you 26 months to redo you bathroom and you covered the garage floor in paint while doing it.

I expect to see this "house" sometime after your first grandchild is born.


yeah its amazing what a couple of MASSIVE FUCKING EARTHQUAKES can do yo your work plans
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Phats » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:44 pm

Any room for a garden railway this time?
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Sir John Falstaff » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:45 pm

Mr Congeniality wrote:
Sir John Falstaff wrote:I seem to recall it took you 26 months to redo you bathroom and you covered the garage floor in paint while doing it.

I expect to see this "house" sometime after your first grandchild is born.


yeah its amazing what a couple of MASSIVE FUCKING EARTHQUAKES can do yo your work plans


It's not my fault god hates you work shy bastards.
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:08 am

a teacher calling others work shy :lol:
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Sir John Falstaff » Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:24 pm

I'm at work before 6am every God damn day.
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Mr Congeniality » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:00 am

trying to erase the evidence?
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Webcop » Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:11 am

Sniffing the seats
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Ludder » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:09 pm

:uhoh:
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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Sir John Falstaff » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:05 pm

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Re: why yes, that is all mine

Postby Runyak Huntz » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:05 pm

Sir John is Bosh is it?
Makes sense.
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