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Postby machinegunpoop » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:39 pm

Any local stories about my buddy , Paul Sykes?

Saw him squatting 240kg

Then I saw one of the last pics of him alive , hobo waving with smiley face

I don’t know how to, can you post a before and after pic?

Looking hard and then the hobo pic?





Thank you
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Re: Fao phats

Postby Phats » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:04 am

Might do tomorrow m8. Been a tough shift. I had a few encounters with the mad cunt. :adore:

He written a book "sweet agony" and there's a few amazing vids on thon YouTube. The shark one might actually be the funniest thing on there :lol:
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Re: Fao phats

Postby Alf » Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:21 pm

He was a drunk old cunt. (Ghosts can't get you right?)
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Re: Fao phats

Postby machinegunpoop » Fri Oct 05, 2018 11:43 am

The shark :lol:

When he came out of the nick, is interviewed in his house and he is giving out to his wife about it using natural light :lol:
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Re: Fao phats

Postby Phats » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:23 am

First time i encountered him will have been maybe 99. Was on a full bus coming back from town abar 6pm, he gets on completely battmeyyed and starts abusing 2 old dears, the scared old dears get up to let him sit down and he gets completely arsey with them and starts giving them a lecture on how nobody can tell him what to do, not even the screws in the nick would tell him where to sit etc, he got off about 2 stops later and walked backwards down the aisle singing always look on the bright side of life at the the top of his voice.

A few years later (probably not long before he died) i was at wakey bus station, some wean with his mum goes to put a few coins in the thomas the tank engine ride, just as he was abar to sit down, a loud voice bellows "DON'T SIT ON THAT, I'VE JUST PISSED IN THERE SON, I'VE PISSED IN THERE!".

He got an ASBO banning him from wakey town center, he broke it the first morning, walking to the opticians to buy some glasses as he couldn't read where the ASBO was banning him from :adore:

My old m8 who used to live on his estate said he'd be a reli nice bloke if sober but when he was battered he'd go round his grans house and other old dears and bang on their doors shouting that he wanted 10 quid for booze or he'd kill them.

A bouncer i knew said he once picked up a bloke in a bar and scraped his face up and down a pebble dashed wall until the bloke had no skin left on one side of his face :hohu:
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Postby Phats » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:25 am

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Postby Phats » Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:30 am

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Re: Fao phats

Postby Volvo » Mon Oct 08, 2018 8:31 am

Paul Sykes has two children who are both serving life sentences for murder.


Off to WF today :gtfo:
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