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Boris Johnson

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:44 am

Cunt imo

calling photographers to snap you signing a "we're leaving" letter in time to make the front page of your occasional employer takes some brass neck mind

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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Webcop » Tue Jul 10, 2018 10:46 am

Bullied off iovho
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:01 am

There' only one man who can saves us now imo
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:18 am

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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Jul 10, 2018 11:29 am

No, I wasnt thinking of Flavio tbh
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:00 pm

I don't see how Corbyn can become PM pal. If he couldn't do it last time it's not going to happen this time. The Tories are already dog whistling and mobilizing support. He's not got the numbers.
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:33 pm

BIG CRIBSEH wrote:There' only one man who can saves us now imo

The new Health Sec?..

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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Kevin Spacey » Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:48 pm

brexit :adore:

it's turning out better than anyone could ever have imagined.
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Phats » Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:52 pm

I wish brexiteers and remoaners would stop talking about details that i don't understand and just go back to calling each other names, that was a lot funnier.
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:10 pm

Kevin Spacey wrote:brexit :adore:

it's turning out better than anyone could ever have imagined.


:lol:

:uhoh:
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Kevin Spacey » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:19 pm

Wait until farage comes back into the game, like stone cold coming out to stunner may (vince mcmahon) who is currently chatting shit in the ring.
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Phats » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:28 pm

Nige coming back will be an even greater comeback than MJ23 :adore:
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Kevin Spacey » Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:05 pm

Hope he comes back with a catch phrase, a really shit one that makes every remainder groan but every brexiteer has to pretend is the greatest thing ever.
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:35 pm

Phats wrote:Nige coming back will be an even greater comeback than MJ23 :adore:


That was MJ45 :uhoh:
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Tue Jul 10, 2018 5:46 pm

Phats wrote:Nige coming back will be an even greater comeback than MJ23 :adore:


Coming back to nothing :adore:

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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Phats » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:05 pm

I love it when people bring up his election record, that's like saying le tissier and shearer didn't win many trophies so they must have been shit. :lol:

Political magpies x(
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:09 pm

You just compared him to michael jordan, who won everything going and is famously known for a successful comeback :?
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Phats » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:21 pm

He campaigned for and won the biggest vote in UK history (3x NBA championships). Left to ride into the sunset (play baseball badly)

Saw brexit (chicago bulls) was struggling without him, came back and pushed it over the line (3 more NBA championships)
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Every Post a Shit Sledge » Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:56 pm

Al-Farage has acheived more in politics than the current PM :adore:

Literally the biggest political decision of the last 30 years was because of him :adore:
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:03 pm

Never been elected an MP and we're still in the EU :lol:

The brits do love a failure tbh
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Phats » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:08 pm

"Becoming an MP would have been key to achieving his ambition of leaving the EU, as the only member of his party in the house of commons he would have outvoted the other 650 MP's"

Thick remoaner cunts x(

Having said that, they think 48 is bigger than 52 so their bad maths has previous :lol:
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Kevin Spacey » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:08 pm

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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Phats » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:08 pm

:lol:
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:09 pm

personal abuse from sergeant salty again :lol: :adore:

"brexitears aren't thick racist mutants"
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Kevin Spacey » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:10 pm

i've just binged farage and had a look on the images, every photo of him is a cracker :lol: :adore:

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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:11 pm

Still sticking up for brexit :lol:

"after recent events I am very confident everything is going perfectly to plan LOL"
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Phats » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:11 pm

"calling someone thick means they're racist, also you are thick" :lol:
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Phats » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:12 pm

BIG CRIBSEH wrote:Still sticking up for brexit :lol:

"after recent events I am very confident everything is going perfectly to plan LOL"


"may not doing brexit well means brexit is a bad idea, MMMMM delicious capitalist cock in my arse mmmmmm"
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby Webcop » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:12 pm

I realised today that Brexiters = stupid flag waving yanks

Just remember they're really backward and stupid and it seems a bit easier to manage
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:13 pm

true fact, I interviewed him once, abar 8 years ago, and his actual words were "there is no reason we could not be like Switzerland" :mpeg:

I genuinely don't think he thought it would happen, the cunt stood down :lol:
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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:14 pm

Phats wrote:
BIG CRIBSEH wrote:Still sticking up for brexit :lol:

"after recent events I am very confident everything is going perfectly to plan LOL"


"may not doing brexit well means brexit is a bad idea, MMMMM delicious capitalist cock in my arse mmmmmm"


Literally lost himself trapped in Wack's mind :lol:
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Re: Boris Johnson

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Re: Boris Johnson

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Re: Boris Johnson

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:37 pm

:spaz:
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