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The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Every Post a Shit Sledge » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:11 pm

Below we have the date and time matrix for the world cup fixtures:
Grey = weekend
Blue = off day
Yellow = England's fixtures/potential fixtures
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Predicted results:
A: Uruguay, Russia, Egypt, Saudis
B: Spain, Portugal, Morocco, Iran
C: France, Denmark, Peru, Australia
D: Argentina, Nigeria, Iceland, Croatia
E: Brazil, Switzerland, Costa Rica, Serbia
F: Germany, Mexico, Sweden, South Korea
G: Belgium, Tunisia, England, Panama
H: Poland, Colombia, Japan, Senegal

Last 16 winners: France, Spain, Brazil, Germany, Portugal, Denmark, Belgium, Poland

QF winners: Portugal, Poland, Belgium, Spain

SF winners: Portugal, Poland

Final winner: Portugal. Ronaldo :adore:
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Webcop » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:30 pm

Germany will win and I got them in the work sweepstake
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Smee » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:43 pm

England
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Flavio (?) » Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:59 pm

Webcop wrote:Germany will win and I got them in the work sweepstake

In a horrendous breach of GDPR I put you in the notmad sweepstake due to lack of numbers and drew Panama, so added pleasure for when they thrash us.

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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Flavio (?) » Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:02 pm

I'm headed to Rusha on Thursday and have spent the day fastidiously researching how to not get killed.

I have a ticket going for a 2nd round game which may feature England if they top their group (lol) if anyone wants it.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Phats » Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:13 pm

doesn't it take weeks to get a visa?

also you had SIC in your draw iirc.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Flavio (?) » Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:21 pm

If you get a "Fan ID" you go visa free but I don't know if you can get that last minute so I'd be selling it to somone who probs couldn't got lol.

Yea sics in there.

I've put my tinder pro :smug: :hohu: profile to be swiping from Moscow so hopefully will have some stuff to do out there other than live at the fanzone. Unbelievable how many more matches you get when you're out of a shithole city where girls have enormous egos.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Webcop » Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:48 am

Flavio (?) wrote:
Webcop wrote:Germany will win and I got them in the work sweepstake

In a horrendous breach of GDPR I put you in the notmad sweepstake due to lack of numbers and drew Panama, so added pleasure for when they thrash us.

I


:lol:
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby gaz_keenan » Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:13 pm

Prediction no.1

When Russia go out in round one and england go through
England will get booed to fuck.

It's the only match that it'll happen in. As Putin will say stop teasing the kids and look like a big man.

Prediction 2.

Germany will win if they don't meet Uruguay or Argentina. Brazil will win if they dont meet germany.

Can't wait I'll have square eyes and the shakes by the
End.

I've backed brazil to win and jesus to be top scorer.
I kept saying France and werner beforehand but when I walked into the bookies I changed my mind.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Alf » Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:32 pm

Belgian for me Clive.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby TDR » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:38 am

Spain Manager SACKED :lol:
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Webcop » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:45 am

Clown shoes
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Kevin Spacey » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:59 pm

if you get in any trouble flavio, kick the knees and then run :toppa:
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Kevin Spacey » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:05 pm

is each game getting it's own thread?
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby TDR » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:39 pm

Fire away
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Webcop » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:43 pm

Anyone know where I can watch it in Italy?
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:50 pm

Think the games are being played in CCCP m8
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby TDR » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:54 pm

Webcop wrote:Anyone know where I can watch it in Italy?

The Illegal Streaming Service obviously
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Smee » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:11 pm

In a bar sipping an Peroni
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Kevin Spacey » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:33 pm

i might report this opening ceremony to the russian police for being too gay.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Every Post a Shit Sledge » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:43 pm

Robbie Williams :adore:

When I heard the BBC mention it I mistook Robbie Williams for Robbie Fowler. Thought it would be a legend from each of the nations walking out onto the pitch and Fowler was the best they could get :adore:
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Kevin Spacey » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:46 pm

raheem sterling got stick for having a gun tattooed on his leg, what about the saudi arabia flag with it's big fucking sword?

and i've just remembered the arsenal badge with its canon.

arsenal are actually named after a gun factory.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:19 pm

And everyone said Salah was going to have a blinder :lol:
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Phats » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:25 pm

Al-Farage :lol:
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Kevin Spacey » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:21 pm

2 mikes world cup special tonight.

mike porky p on fire.

"saudi arabia, stick to camel racing"

"diego costa is spanish for david coast"
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:53 pm

Looking forward to some Brazil WC tropes :adore:
"samba men"
"can't defend"
"ole football"
"was scouted in favela playing with a coke can"
"naturally talented"
"doesn't shag trannys"
"isn't a money laundering vehicle"
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Webcop » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:11 pm

Have you seen black Neymar's new hair?
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:15 pm

He looks like Stewart Lee when him and Herring were starting out :lol:
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Webcop » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:23 pm

:lol:
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Webcop » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:29 pm

I take that back, looks like he is white Neymar again
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Phats » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:32 pm

STONE ISLAND CASUAL wrote:He looks like Stewart Lee when him and Herring were starting out :lol:


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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Mon Jun 18, 2018 11:01 am

Getting all mr poopy poopy POOP PANTS! here lads

I just have a good feeling about this world cup for are brave boiz !

Cannae wait to see how the Tunes cope will all of HK10's ferocious goalshots :adore:
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Every Post a Shit Sledge » Tue Jun 26, 2018 11:32 am

As we are now mathermatically half way through the tournament it's a good time to summarise the performances of the teams participating:

Pre-tourmanet favourites to win it:
Germany - Absolute horror show at the back. Boateng is probably the worst player of the tournament so far
Brazil - Not getting anywhere fast due to VAR clamping down on their cheating
Belgium - Lukaku dragging them through to the last 16. Face a tough test against England's golden generation
Argentina - Mythi pretty much gave up after 5 minutes against croatia. It will take a miracle for the mtto beat Nigeria
Croatia - Rakitic and Modric are the greatest pairing since ham and melted cheese
France - Another side that have got lucky against poor opposition. Bad manager, Pogba useless as per
Spain - Should be out but for VAR saving Pique and ruining Iran's world cup

Best of the rest:
Portugal - Ronaldo likely to bottle it
England - Kane player of the torunament so far. J-J-J-J-JOOOOHN CEEEENA!! world class at the back
Colombia - Absolutely awful. Hameth on his way home.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:11 pm

Liking: croatia, england, portugal, france... seem to be the only sides looking solid at the back. spain should be out, argies will be next round, germany look leggy and a completely busted flush, south american sides are going backwards
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby HIV+ » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:23 pm

Disagree abar England and Portugal being solid at the back tbf, think both their respective defenses will get FOUND OUT soon enough.

After witnessing Germany’s second half against Sweden, think they’ve rediscovered their mojo and will probs go on to win the whole goddamn thing imho. Boateng getting sent off was a blessing in disguise too.

Belgium will bottle it at some point despite looking good atm. Croatia will be anti footballed and DUMPED OUT on penalties by someone at some point. Probs you’re a gay.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:40 pm

There's too much division in the german camp. First they need to get through, then they cannot afford to have another off day, they look way too fragile, can you honestly say there will not be another fuck up from here on it? they never should be in the position of needing a winner against sweden ffs to stay in the competition.

Portugal were coasting, think they will step it up and we'll see their euros form. Really mirin croatia this time around, think they have a good blend of experience and youth and can do some real damage. belgium not in the conversation for me, they are also spineless bottlers like the french.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby HIV+ » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:51 pm

It's Germany though isn't it. That late winner will paper over the cracks, they'll do the Koreans by two goals easy, then it's probs Brazil in the first knockout who'll still be having nightmares about the 7-1.

After that they'll be cooking on gas.

Still hoping they get pumped obz.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:13 pm

they got stuffed in the euros and are not even as good as that side

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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Flavio (?) » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:34 pm

Was every game crew last time or one before? I've failed abysmally this time I've barely watched any football FFS.

Only games I've watched whole way through were those I went to ffs.
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Re: The Gazprom FIFA World Cup 2018

Postby Phats » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:05 pm

Unaware privilege is amazing,

"I'm really pissed off that i didn't get much chance to do this thing that my parents spent £1000s so i could do" :lol:
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