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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Silver » Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:20 am

If I told you you had a kids body would you hold it against me?
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Volvo » Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:07 am

Doing Vegas with the in-laws :lol:
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Boaby 4 lyfe » Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:20 am

Wake up Terry's maw i think I got something to say to you!
It's late September and I really should be back at school!
I know i keep you amused, but I feel I'm being used!
Oh terrys maw i couldn't have tried anymooore!
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:33 am

:lol:
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Webcop » Mon Sep 04, 2017 11:44 am

If you want my body
And you think I have a severe mental illness controlled by psychiatric drugs
Come on baby let me know!
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Silver » Mon Sep 04, 2017 2:44 pm

Boaby 4 lyfe wrote:Wake up Terry's maw i think I got something to say to you!
It's late September and I really should be back at school!
I know i keep you amused, but I feel I'm being used!
Oh terrys maw i couldn't have tried anymooore!


Shite wan
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Sme » Mon Sep 04, 2017 3:17 pm

It's so funny, that Shane dont talk anymore!
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:47 pm

The xanax and the serax,

That your poor old wife had to sweat to buy you.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Volvo » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:29 pm

We are shaning,
We ARE SHANING!
Home again
'Cross the sea
We are shaning.
Stormy waters
To be near you,
To be free.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Volvo » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:33 pm

Can you hear me, can you hear me
Through the dark night far away
I am dying, forever crying
To be with you, who can say

:(
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Ozymandias » Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:40 am

historic figures for shane - 4 replies, 2 retweets and 13 likes!
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:28 am

I remember him saying he'd be a democrat in the U.S. as they were closest to the Tories. :lol:

Politics over here is mental and i'll never understand it, I met a married couple the other day and the wifes parents don't talk to them anymore because they didn't vote trump. They're having to leave the USA because they can't afford their kids diasmeetees medication and the kids grandparents voted for trump to get rid of affordable healthcare. :adore:
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Volvo » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:01 pm

Phats wrote:I remember him saying he'd be a democrat in the U.S. as they were closest to the Tories. :lol:

Politics over here is mental and i'll never understand it, I met a married couple the other day and the wifes parents don't talk to them anymore because they didn't vote trump. They're having to leave the USA because they can't afford their kids diasmeetees medication and the kids grandparents voted for trump to get rid of affordable healthcare. :adore:


Cool story bro, if US healthcare is so bad, why is it hundreds of giddy-brit families come over here every year to get treatment your nhs wont do?
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby HIV+ » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:23 pm

I think it's the accessibility to healthcare for ordinary joes rather than the standard of healthcare itself, m3.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Silver » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:43 pm

Literally can't fathom why mr poopy poopy POOP PANTS! Brits are so interested in how American doctors work

Front page news over here ffs :lol:
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Ozymandias » Thu Sep 07, 2017 12:54 pm

you're in britain too, you're the intended audience of these papers

are you interested in how american doctors work?
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Silver » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:16 pm

Of course I'm not

I don't even care how the NHS works re: having private healthcare and being generally healthy and fit
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Ozymandias » Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:25 pm

well don't make assumptions about brits being interested in how american doctors work
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:03 pm

He had another breakdown and started attacking the number of followers people have again last night :lol:
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Ozymandias » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:18 pm

Notice that he shut up when somebody pointed out that his followers are bots
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:18 pm

I didn't see that one.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Ozymandias » Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:52 am

arguing with a widow about what her husbands views might have been...
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:57 pm

:lol:

Good job she left him alone, no doubt his avatar would have been her husband and he'd have been tweeting about cleaning rifle barrels for 3 weeks if she'd pushed him.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Ozymandias » Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:02 pm

think that might be a lower point than the BBB

"actually, stranger, here's what your deceased husband probably would have thought"

truly disgusting behaviour
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:06 pm

"Your dead husband views would have been void because he was probably a leftie like you"

I might report it actually.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Tue Sep 26, 2017 2:35 pm

it got taken down straight after i reported it, i wish i'd screenshotted it and sent it to PJW and infowars as an example of twitters selective cencorship now. :'(
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Silver » Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:42 pm

Shang needs to come back on here for his own safety

This is a controlled environment.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby HIV+ » Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:43 pm

He's out there in the wild desperately hunting for validation in the form of likes and retweets when we've got all the validation he needs right here.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Ozymandias » Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:45 pm

follower count slowly trickling down as his bots get deleted :lol:

bet that day where he was getting hundreds of mentions by botswas totally worth it :'(
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:53 pm

He's clearly not trying to launch a social media career,

Which makes it even weirder as he likely bought them just so someone would actually like or retweet him. :lol:
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Ozymandias » Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:59 pm

think he genuinely is trying to be some kind of successful katie holmes style troll - buying those bots was probably an attempt to get verified
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:03 pm

He'd have cut out the shit food photos if that was the case imo.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Webcop » Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:29 pm

Ozymandias wrote:think he genuinely is trying to be some kind of successful katie holmes style troll - buying those bots was probably an attempt to get verified


I think he genuinely believes you can just turn up in the US and be English and everyone falls over themselves to listen to you and be your mate. Sucked in by our tourist board, Piers Morgan, that blonde one married to Metallica and James Corden :lol:
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:36 pm

he also stole a very good aerial shot of chicago off a proper account and pretended it was his own on instagram :adore:
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Boaby 4 lyfe » Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:38 pm

Why don't you all just ask him to come back instead of continuing with this pretence? :mpeg:
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Thu Sep 28, 2017 5:42 pm

Boaby 4 lyfe wrote:Why don't you all just ask him to come back instead of continuing with this pretence? :mpeg:


i've asked terry to do that but he won't even though shane knows all his pi already :mashed:

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Ozymandias wrote:think he genuinely is trying to be some kind of successful katie holmes style troll - buying those bots was probably an attempt to get verified


I think he genuinely believes you can just turn up in the US and be English and everyone falls over themselves to listen to you and be your mate. Sucked in by our tourist board, Piers Morgan, that blonde one married to Metallica and James Corden :lol:


that would probably work if he wasn't living in the biggest tourist destination for about 1000 miles.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Silver » Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:19 pm

I sent him a PM on twitter :uhoh:

He said maybe tbf :mashed:
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Webcop » Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:59 pm

He's been too thoroughly bullied off to return in fairness, all of his lies were exposed.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Thu Sep 28, 2017 10:07 pm

yeah, no way even he can "didn't happen, next" his buying of 3000 followers and his life descending into an OAP's trip to bridlington.
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Re: Shane social media watch

Postby Phats » Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:33 am

Phins down. Y'all sheep. Blacks still shooting each other here in Chicago, what y'all saying or doing about that?


Absolute fruitcake :lol: :lol: :lol:
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