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Re: You lucky woman

Postby o0o_caitlin » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:11 pm

Making them whiter wont improve them. You need a few inches shaved off those rabbit nashers
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Alf » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:12 pm

Go on Caitlin, stick the boot in.

Hey, did you see those poor horses that got electrocuted today? How weird was that?
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Grampus » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:13 pm

o0o_caitlin wrote:Making them whiter wont improve them. You need a few inches shaved off those rabbit nashers


And Caitlin off the bench, 167-0 :mashed:
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby o0o_caitlin » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:14 pm

Alf wrote:
Hey, did you see those poor horses that got electrocuted today? How weird was that?

No? Please be lying :(
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Alf » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:15 pm

Surrender or you'll die
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Runham Hocks » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:15 pm

I have a picture in my head of that Alf.
Is the reality as funny as the pictures in my head?
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Grampus » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:16 pm

o0o_caitlin wrote:
Alf wrote:
Hey, did you see those poor horses that got electrocuted today? How weird was that?

No? Please be lying :(


He isn't lying sadly.

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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Grampus » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:18 pm

They said to the horse coronor, Dr Sheval, "Have these horses been vaccinated against electricity?"

Dr Cheval = "Neigh"
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby o0o_caitlin » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:19 pm


Jesus, thats awful. I'm sad now, poor things :'(

I always feel more sad about animals being tragically killed than humans...anyone else get that?
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Alf » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:19 pm

Two of the horses died but the other three are in a stable condition.*

*A rerun of my earlier joke there on Alf+1
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Grampus » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:20 pm

o0o_caitlin wrote:

Jesus, thats awful. I'm sad now, poor things :'(

I always feel more sad about animals being tragically killed than humans...anyone else get that?


Yes, I'd shed a tear if a cat died but not you >(
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Alf » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:20 pm

No, I used to feel bad about animals but manned the fuck up as I got older.

But I don't care if people die either tbf.
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Terry Silver » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:22 pm

i got them all crowned so they now look perfect.

the difference between me and runyak is that i am a good looking young successful professional who has the resources to remedy any slight imperfection in my appearance.

runyak on the other hand is an old, boring, sad, ugly, fat mess of a human being who has no hope of every improving his appearance or himself.

shame really, as being a moderator on a shit internet forum goes to show how successful he could be in real life if he wasnt held back by these crippling characteristics.
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Runham Hocks » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:24 pm

Alf wrote:Two of the horses died but the other three are in a stable condition.*

*A rerun of my earlier joke there on Alf+1


HOOF! :lol:
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Runham Hocks » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:25 pm

Terry Silver wrote:shame really, as being a moderator on a shit internet forum goes to show how successful he could be in real life if he wasnt held back by these crippling characteristics.


You consider being an internet moderator as successful?
Fucking hell Shergar, get out a bit more. :lol:
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Grampus » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:26 pm

Terry Silver wrote:i got them all crowned so they now look perfect.

the difference between me and runyak is that i am a good looking young successful professional who has the resources to remedy any slight imperfection in my appearance.

runyak on the other hand is an old, boring, sad, ugly, fat mess of a human being who has no hope of every improving his appearance or himself.

shame really, as being a moderator on a shit internet forum goes to show how successful he could be in real life if he wasnt held back by these crippling characteristics.


This leaves me in a VERY difficult position. Terry has taken the barbs on board and done something about it, Runyak however has his own radio station.

I like both of them.
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Runham Hocks » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:27 pm

And TWO highly successful podcasts don't forget.
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Terry Silver » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:27 pm

Runyak Huntz wrote:
Terry Silver wrote:shame really, as being a moderator on a shit internet forum goes to show how successful he could be in real life if he wasnt held back by these crippling characteristics.


You consider being an internet moderator as successful?
Fucking hell Shergar, get out a bit more. :lol:


I rest my case :uhoh:
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:29 pm

Absolutely hilarious thread. Top stuff from all concerned. Would read again :lol:
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Runham Hocks » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:30 pm

:lol:

In your face because I'm not even a moderator. :smug:
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Terry Silver » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:31 pm

Runyak Huntz wrote::lol:

In your face because I'm not even a moderator. :smug:


i will add it to the list of things that you aren't...

actually, it would probably be better to keep a list of things that you ARE!

THINGS THAT RUNYAK IS
- Cunt.
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby o0o_caitlin » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:32 pm

Alf wrote:Two of the horses died but the other three are in a stable condition.*

*A rerun of my earlier joke there on Alf+1

Ah well thats the mane thing I suppose.
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby euro » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:33 pm

I thought crowns were like £20000 though? How much did it set you back Terry?
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Grampus » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:33 pm

o0o_caitlin wrote:
Alf wrote:Two of the horses died but the other three are in a stable condition.*

*A rerun of my earlier joke there on Alf+1

Ah well thats the mane thing I suppose.


Yes thats the main thing. hey hang on! :lol:
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:34 pm

I cried

but not furlong
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Mr Congeniality » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:34 pm

o0o_caitlin wrote:
Alf wrote:Two of the horses died but the other three are in a stable condition.*

*A rerun of my earlier joke there on Alf+1

Ah well thats the mane thing I suppose.

rein yourself in there caitlin, or this thread will be saddled with more equine puns
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Runham Hocks » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:35 pm

Terry Silver wrote:
Runyak Huntz wrote::lol:

In your face because I'm not even a moderator. :smug:


i will add it to the list of things that you aren't...

actually, it would probably be better to keep a list of things that you ARE!

THINGS THAT RUNYAK IS
- Cunt.
- Internet Legend
- Podcast Legend
- Superstar DJ
- Paddy Antagoniser
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Terry Silver » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:35 pm

euro wrote:I thought crowns were like £20000 though? How much did it set you back Terry?


11 grand
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Terry Silver » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:35 pm

Runyak Huntz wrote:
Terry Silver wrote:
Runyak Huntz wrote::lol:

In your face because I'm not even a moderator. :smug:


i will add it to the list of things that you aren't...

actually, it would probably be better to keep a list of things that you ARE!

THINGS THAT RUNYAK IS
- Cunt.
- Internet Legend
- Podcast Legend
- Superstar DJ
- Paddy Antagoniser



oh dear :lol:

I purposely left out "unfortunate physical characteristics"

The internet isnt big enough
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Runham Hocks » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:36 pm

Less that half that for someone with normal sized teeth though.
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby o0o_caitlin » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:38 pm

Terry Silver wrote:
euro wrote:I thought crowns were like £20000 though? How much did it set you back Terry?


11 grand

If you spent that much improving your teeth, when are you going to get yourself a fashionable hairstyle?
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Terry Silver » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:38 pm

Runyak Huntz wrote:Less that half that for someone with normal sized teeth though.


my teeth are perfect. keep up.

have you seen how grotesque you are?

does it not strike you as being slightly odd, someone who looks like you, criticizing somebody's personal appearance?
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Grampus » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:41 pm

orr let's forget about all this.
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Runham Hocks » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:42 pm

Yeh, forget it. Terry going too far again.



Once he gets his teeth into something he just won't let go.
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Terry Silver » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:43 pm

Runyak Huntz wrote:Yeh, forget it. Terry going too far again.



Once he gets his teeth into something he just won't let go.


you want to answer my question or am i chalking up another win for SILVER?
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Runham Hocks » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:47 pm

I'm sorry, I missed that.
However, it's the same thing you always ask me.
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Terry Silver » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:47 pm

chalk it up lads! :mashed:
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Grampus » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:50 pm

Terry Silver wrote:chalk it up lads! :mashed:


No :mashed:
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Runham Hocks » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:50 pm

243-0.
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Re: You lucky woman

Postby Terry Silver » Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:57 pm

Chalked this one up for the man they call SILVER :smug:
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