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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby Big Shot Jazz Maverick » Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:17 pm

A fella wanting to be a primary school teacher :?
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby Boaby 4 lyfe » Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:29 pm

Shaun Ogg wrote:
Private Pikey wrote:
Same here. Set it for 52mph in a 50mph zone :smug:

My speedo is about 2 mph slow at around 30-50mph, so I do similar. At around 70, I guess that it's approximately 3-4mph, so adjust accordingly.
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Postby Phats » Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:43 pm

:lol:
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Postby Webcop » Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:06 pm

He's a troll, he just has to be ffs
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby Sir John Falstaff » Fri Sep 28, 2018 5:20 pm

He's a fucking horrible cunt. Forcing his 8 year old to drive k booze and then thinking he'd be a good primary school teacher FFS.
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby Smee » Fri Sep 28, 2018 6:23 pm

Boaby 4 lyfe wrote:
Shaun Ogg wrote:
Private Pikey wrote:
Same here. Set it for 52mph in a 50mph zone :smug:

My speedo is about 2 mph slow at around 30-50mph, so I do similar. At around 70, I guess that it's approximately 3-4mph, so adjust accordingly.


:lol:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:22 pm

Shaun Ogg wrote:I first tried caviar in Kazakhstan when I was 17. Loved it then, still love it now (not that I have it very often)


Outstanding stuff :lol: :adore:

He's also mentioning his new gf more and more and has already told us what she does for a living. It seems he never really learns bless him.

My theory: He cheated on Vi thus causing the marital breakdown and Vi took him to the cleaners :adore:
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Postby Webcop » Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:24 am

His new Mrs is fitter than anyone we'll ever shag tbf
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Postby Phats » Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:35 am

Aye he's in a good moment.
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Postby Volvo » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:41 am

V kept the dog :lol:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:49 am

Is this actually true?

I was wondering for some time about this last night :lol: :uhoh:
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Postby Sir John Falstaff » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:52 am

Volvo wrote:V kept the dog :lol:


Who got the kids? 3 Mother in their lifetime :(
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Postby Volvo » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:57 am

I believe there is sufficient evidence.

He hasn’t posted in the Rule one your dog thread for abar a year :(
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:59 am

From Hera to zero :'(
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Postby Mr Congeniality » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:40 am

BIG CRIBSEH wrote:From Hera to zero :'(

ryder cupping it cribseh?
"This is a man who has survived countless earthquakes, Wrexham and Birmingham. Come the apocalypse there will be three things left alive, cockroaches, Lordie's liver, and kiwi"

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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:18 am

Oh fucking aye
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Postby Mr Congeniality » Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:20 am

BIG CRIBSEH wrote:Oh fucking aye

its been fucking great
fed ex cup last week was mint as well

tommy fleetwood :thumbup: looks like an absolute hood rat :lol:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:27 am

Love TFleet

Also love Big John Rahmbo :adore:

Lil Frankie Mol as well :adore:

IPoults is always dece and pulls good shit off

Been a great Ryder Cup thus far
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Postby Webcop » Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:40 am

Keep on-topic please
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Postby Volvo » Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:55 am

They obviously have absolutely nothing better to do than constantly comment and speculate about someone they claim to hate / despise etc
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:09 am

That old chestnut :adore:
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Postby Boaby 4 lyfe » Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:10 am

I don't hate him. I fancy the pants off him iirc
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:34 am

In general, I agree. As I said above, I shagged the bike of our group, so not quite the same because we were all at it (yeah, yeah, sloppy seconds etc, but we were all between 16 and 19).

My best mate started seeing my ex 2 weeks after I split up with her - her and I had been seeing each other for 2 years (late teens/early 20s) and he pretty much jumped in after me. Didn't speak to him for a couple of years after that...


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Postby Boaby 4 lyfe » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:24 pm

Simmo was getting cucked by his mate. :lol:
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Postby Phats » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:46 pm

Such a vile misogynist x(
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:57 pm

Shaun Ogg wrote:
FunkyJimbob wrote:Almost as bad as that twat off of the Chase for forced laughing. :dead: :dead:

Terry Silver?

He was on The Chase, wasn't he?


#ShotsRingOut
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:59 pm

Shaun Ogg wrote:I'll be getting another one soon, I hope. Need to finf a recommended tattooist after relocating.


He just really wants someone to ask him why he's relocated, I'm sure of it :lol:

And I really want to know ffs :adore:
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Postby Sir John Falstaff » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:47 pm

Wait he's getting a tattoo at his age? FFS he must be moving back to that gypsy camp.
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Postby Simmo's lingerie ski mask » Thu Oct 04, 2018 2:36 pm

Fat simmo with a pair of sleeve tattoos :lol:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:01 pm

Shaun Ogg wrote:
Smith 9 wrote:Pretty common during teenage years, surely?

:thumbup:

Apparently it makes you a "vile misogynist" though :roll:


Lurking is it? :roll:
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Postby Phats » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:06 pm

It's the referring to women as "bikes" that makes you a misogynist simmo btw :toppa:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:14 pm

Shaun Ogg wrote:
Gervais' Old Clothes wrote:Gunga clearly hates Burchet and always drops a little snarky comment in, but this thread is literally full of people doing the same but only gunga gets properly denigrated for it.

It's so fucking boring seeing the same dynamic over and over again :|

I was reported and banned for less :sulk:


No you wasnt, you was banned for making fun of disabled children again ffs :lol:
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Postby Webcop » Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:28 pm

Simmo, I think how you've treated me after all this place has done for you is a fucking disgrace to be honest mate.
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Postby Grampus » Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:49 pm

It’s a fucking Liberty. You’ve put your life into this place and he turns round and mugs you off?

Not having it.
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Postby Sir John Falstaff » Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:57 pm

With 2 divorces behind him he's good at moving on.
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