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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:44 pm

Simmo wrote:Not "lucky". Especially with a large amount of capital invested too. Still, assume away, idiot.


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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:30 pm

Simmo wrote:
Alan Black wrote:Phats based on:

Shit admin assistant job around the country £18-22k Typical London Weighting (for central London) £5k - therefore Pint of Tea shit admin assistant in central London = £23-£27k

Again, you assume and make yourself look stupid (although I am sure you think you look great in front of these idiots that hang onto your every word).


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Postby Phats » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:34 pm

:lol:

as :simmo: historian, could you tell me if i'm correct in saying that he never used to go absolutely, mental, with, the, commas?

wonder why he suddenly started doing it? :?
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:37 pm

It is something have never really noticed and now I just believe what I want to believe which is that he was always a comma fan boi
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Postby TDR » Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:23 pm

What’s Simmo’s view on Trump?
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:35 pm

Simmo wrote:I couldn't give a shit if pork works out cheaper. It is something we like. Fucking idiots, thinking that someone having pork instead of turkey is that important :lol:


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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:47 am

Simmo wrote:Even Julie, my hairdresser, says I have lovely thick hair. And besides, I didn't deny that I was receding. I denied I was bald. There's a difference :shant:


Even gives the name of his hairdresser ffs :lol: :lol: :adore:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:51 am

Simmo wrote:Why not actually be funny, truthful, or both?

Stupid moron.


Actually sat here giggling like a cunt at this :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:36 am

Chatting and giggling to yourself. Blood pudding eating weirdo.
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Postby The Unbannable CoF » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:33 pm

Not liking black pudding :uhoh:
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Postby Smee » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:51 pm

Black puddinf :adore:
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Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:18 am

Black pudding's okay. After white pudding, red pudding, haggis and lorne sausage.
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:20 am

Any chance you could post less plz, Colon?
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Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:26 am

BIG CRIBSEH wrote:Any chance you could post less plz, Colon?

I probably would have considered it. But no.
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Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:07 pm

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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:09 pm

Our only hope here is Webcop doesnt renew the place
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Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:16 pm

"Our" :lol: You cap wearing puff.
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Postby TDR » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:23 pm

The saddest breakdown of all
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Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:35 pm

Oh help! They're ganging up again. :lol:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:39 pm

How long til you tell us you're fucking off for a pint in the sun and patting yourself on the back for winding young uns up, Colon?

Can we not just get there quicker?
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Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:55 pm

Fuck! It's like one of those old-school proper "pile-ons" where the big lad jumps on last.
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:57 pm

Colon thinking he might get his own quotes thread :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:16 pm

I might do one myself now I know what pisses you off.
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:18 pm

Well pissed off at some old cunt making a bellend of himself on the internet !

You got me, that's me :simmo:
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Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:25 pm

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Postby Boaby 4 lyfe » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:33 pm

BIG CRIBSEH wrote:Well pissed off at some old cunt making a bellend of himself on the internet !

You got me, that's me :simmo:


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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:10 am

Shaun Ogg wrote:Ever played Tube Cricket? Where certain gropes award a run, a four or a six?


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Postby Alf » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:25 am

It's called tit cricket - my top score was 38.
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Postby Phats » Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:33 pm

BIG CRIBSEH wrote:
Shaun Ogg wrote:Ever played Tube Cricket? Where certain gropes award a run, a four or a six?


:uhoh:


Is the legend back? :adore:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:37 pm

Nae he be not
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Postby The Unbannable CoF » Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:18 am

Oh he's around.
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Postby Phats » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:27 pm

you met his new baird cof?
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:33 pm

SIMMO HAS RETURNED TO Football Forum

PLEASE CONTAIN YER SENS !

Shaun Ogg wrote:
18721873 wrote:Punt all the reprobates who disrupt classes out at the first opportunity. :thumbup:

Not sure of the logistics.

That costs schools a lot of money, sadly. Maybe that's where the system would need changing.

(Ok, so maybe not at the first opportunity)
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:34 pm

Shaun Ogg wrote:I first tried caviar in Kazakhstan when I was 17. Loved it then, still love it now (not that I have it very often)
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Postby Simmo's lingerie ski mask » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:21 pm

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Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:02 am

:lol: pitiful
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Postby The Unbannable CoF » Wed Sep 19, 2018 12:40 pm

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Postby Boaby 4 lyfe » Sun Sep 23, 2018 11:45 am

Shaun Ogg wrote:Definitely did the wrong degree, in hindsight.

I did a Business & Finance HND because I had fuck all idea of what I wanted to do. Then a Business Admin degree, again, because I had fuck all idea of what to do. for both programmes I chose the law options to "major" in (company, contract, employment) because I thought (at the time) it would give me some sort of specialism. That was back in 1995-98. Since then, so much has changed that my degree is almost not worth the paper it's printed on.

I would definitely go back to uni and retrain as a teacher. I have some FE teaching qualifications, but I would go into primary teaching if I could. Having worked at every level of education (nursery up to Post Grad) over the past 14 years or so, Primary level is the one I found the most rewarding.
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Postby Volvo » Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:28 pm

A dregree in business admin ffs :lol:
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