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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:40 pm

He's throwing around some fucking HORRIFIC BANTER today iirc

Even Fizzlol would think twice about such bad bantz
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:06 pm

Great one here from the cunt

Shaun Ogg wrote:
Wesley Pipes wrote:COF is a nice enough bloke tbf, never understood the vitriol for him. Can't remember his new name

Having met the guy a few times, I can say he's a good bloke. Yes, he's a shit-stirrer, but with good intentions :nod:


"Yes he stirs shit but thankfully he doesnt do it to me so that is okay and I like him"

:lol: :adore:

You'd think that he would have some empathy with others whose shit might have been stirred but once again the cunt doesnt show any regard for anyone who isn't Sim Sims :lol: :adore:
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby The Unbannable CoF » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:17 pm

Simmo - you owe me a fiver if you're reading this :lol:
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:55 pm

Shaun Ogg wrote:There's a permanent site next to where I used to live. The people who lived there made an concerted effort to integrate with the community. Of course, you certainly didn't want to get on their bad side, but the general crime rate from what is usually seen as "perpetrated by travellers" was very small unless there was a wedding/funeral and loads descended on the area.


Knacker fan Simmo there

"Because of this one experience of mine I finf it impossible that travellers contribute to the local crime rate"

:adore:
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby Sir John Falstaff » Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:33 pm

Crawling up Geoffs arse last time I saw him.
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:44 am

B9 wrote:
Shaun Ogg wrote:
acairns wrote:Defending yourself against someone trying to WUM shouldn't be classed as a meltdown.
It's all a bit awful and childish really.
Seemingly stems back to people just being bored.

Edit ^well that was a well timed example.

So can we get a forum consensus on what constitutes a meltdown? :?


You reporting boshingtang and asking for him to be banned just there is pretty textbook.


What a fucking weasely piece of shit Sim Sims really is :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bosh :adore: :toppa:
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Postby The Unbannable CoF » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:46 am

Alphaing the fuck out of Bosh :lol: :smug:
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby Volvo » Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:26 pm

what a bloody snake he is :lol:
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby The Unbannable CoF » Fri Mar 09, 2018 1:53 pm

It's amazing that he's still getting such easy bites after all this time :mashed: :sifu:
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby Boaby 4 lyfe » Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:38 pm

What would you say is your favourite thing about Neil Legendary-Simmo?
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby STONE ISLAND CASUAL » Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:03 pm

A disgusting worm

thoroughly vile
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Postby mindrayper7 » Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:11 pm

BIG CRIBSEH wrote:
Shaun Ogg wrote:There's a permanent site next to where I used to live. The people who lived there made an concerted effort to integrate with the community.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
not like this
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby mindrayper7 » Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:15 pm

cant stop laughing at that

why does he forum like hes a badly scripted local newsreader
not like this
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Postby Webcop » Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:19 pm

:lol:

He's so fucking pious
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby HIV+ » Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:05 pm

Lads lads lads, Simmo’s online and this is on the second page, get your acts together FFS :uhoh:
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby Sir John Falstaff » Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:15 pm

The rat king of *PI REMOVED*
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby The Unbannable CoF » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:38 am

Shut up Bosh.
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Postby Grampus » Sat Mar 24, 2018 5:30 pm

When was the last one?

Has he gone again?
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Postby Phats » Thu May 03, 2018 10:55 am

upd8 plz volvo or proper big fat cunt? :?
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Postby The Unbannable CoF » Thu May 03, 2018 10:56 am

I don't think Baz is that close to him.
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Postby Phats » Thu May 03, 2018 11:43 am

seen owt of neil recently m8?
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Postby The Unbannable CoF » Thu May 03, 2018 12:56 pm

Spoke to him yesterday, as it happens.

Srs question, why is everyone on here so obsessed by him? :lol:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu May 03, 2018 1:12 pm

Cos he's the biggest cunt we've ever known, real or myth :adore:
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Postby Phats » Thu May 03, 2018 1:23 pm

The Unbannable CoF wrote:Spoke to him yesterday, as it happens.

Srs question, why is everyone on here so obsessed by him? :lol:


because he's an internet legend :?
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Postby The Unbannable CoF » Thu May 03, 2018 1:54 pm

:lol: :roll:
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Postby mindrayper7 » Thu May 03, 2018 2:49 pm

The Unbannable CoF wrote:Spoke to him yesterday, as it happens.


Any good quotes?
not like this
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Postby The Unbannable CoF » Thu May 03, 2018 4:41 pm

We spend most of the brief time we do talk laughing at a few on here tbh :lol:
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Postby Phats » Thu May 03, 2018 5:19 pm

does simmo like anyone on here? apart from me.
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Postby The Unbannable CoF » Thu May 03, 2018 5:24 pm

Just me, I think.
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:37 pm

Simmo wrote:Cock off, cunt face - someone else changed it to talk about me - all I did was agree with AS, you retard.


A previously uncaptured gem :adore: :adore: :adore:
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Re: Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sti

Postby Phats » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:53 pm

Simmo wrote:If you want to do your usual and twist what was said into something that fits your popular "Simmo is a shit father" agenda, then yes.

However, if you read what I posted you will see that I have a sensible reason for letting my eldest (who is 8 ) try alcohol.

I know which option you're more likely to choose.



Simmo wrote:
TCM wrote:Dont bully Simmo off the forum plz.

Sim Sims, come on fella....it's only a josh. But it has to be asked, why do you reveal these things to people?

Well it was part of a discussion, and I don't feel I am revealing anything at all. But hey, you think what you want. You lot usually do, don't you? Regardless of the reasoning and/or truth.
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Postby Deirdre R » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:56 pm

:yawn:
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Postby Phats » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:00 pm

http://www.mingeford365.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2582

an absolute prime example of simmos victim mentality :adore:
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Postby Webcop » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:23 pm

He let an 8 year old drink booze?
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:27 pm

Simmo wrote:Alf, your powers of deduction know no bounds.

But they are far outweighed by your powers of being a stupid, boring, tedious fat cunt. :nod:


:lol: :adore:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:58 pm

Webcop wrote:He let an 8 year old drink booze?


He also attacked Gil for questioning him getting his kids sloshed every weekend :lol: :adore:

Simmo wrote:So maybe you'd care to explain just why you are so against letting kids sensibly try alcohol at home?
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:00 pm

Simmo wrote:If you want to do your usual and twist what was said into something that fits your popular "Simmo is a shit father" agenda, then yes.

However, if you read what I posted you will see that I have a sensible reason for letting my eldest (who is 8 ) try alcohol.

I know which option you're more likely to choose.


:lol:
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Postby Boaby 4 lyfe » Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:02 pm

Giving an 8 year old bevy. :lol:
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Postby The Unbannable CoF » Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:38 pm

Simmo :adore:
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Postby TDR » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:03 pm

Have you ever met my 8 year old?
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