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Brand Simmo quotes - MUST BE UPDATED....can we get a sticky?

Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:29 am

TCM wrote:
Simmo wrote:Thing is, it is actually a brand name, so it is pronounced how the company wants it to be pronounced.


^^ #1 best quote ever. Please try and finf a better Simmo quote than this.

Brand Simmo wrote:FAO Bungle's Brother: Stop being an unoriginal retarded cunt.


I'm sure I must have missed some but this thread is now bookmarked so it wont go missing in future.

Feel free to keep track of our God's good work
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Postby mindrayper7 » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:44 am

Brand Simmo wrote:Not only do I work with loads of nurses & midwives, but over the past year or so I have had cause to visit hospitals loads of times. In fact, I was visiting one just 2 days ago and again tonight. I have never seen a harder working group of workers, regardless of nationality.
not like this
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Postby Question For Terry Again » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:49 am

Mingeford wrote:I masturbated your children and they loved it


Mingeford wrote:If that's your opinion then you can believe what you like


FACT.
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Postby Sir John Falstaff » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:51 am

Brand Simmo wrote:Bosh putting the boot in there. What a sad cunt.
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Postby mindrayper7 » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:53 am

Brand Simmo wrote:not a sensible discussion.
not like this
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:54 am

why dont you post this in your sad little thread like the simple cunt that you are
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Postby Question For Terry Again » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:54 am

Brand Simmo wrote:Vi made me sleep on the floor for a week after Bruce Willis blew her up at the end of Armageddon
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Postby Funkmeister » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:55 am

Brand Simmo wrote:And Minge, this is exactly what happened last time. Well done :thumbup:
Hardman wrote:Honestly buddy, what is wrong with you?
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Postby mindrayper7 » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:56 am

I probably would.
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Postby Sir John Falstaff » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:57 am

Only if he got no financial gain from it.
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Postby Question For Terry Again » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:57 am

We could translate it into a multitude of languages and take it round the world like missionaries :thumbup:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:57 am

Mingeford wrote:If we just made a book of his post history, who here would buy it?


Not even joking. I would buy it, rule 1 it and do the audiobook version for free.

I would also love an official or unofficial autobiography. It should be titled: The Legendre

imo
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Postby Baitken III » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:59 am

Question for Terry wrote:
Brand Simmo wrote:Vi made me sleep on the floor for a week after Bruce Willis blew her up at the end of Armageddon

:lol: :lol:

100% LOLS HITRATE SINCD HIS RETURN.

ion, I have been eating gone off protein bars for a week and my farts smell like an open sewer. my housemates are fucking livid :lol: DRINK IT IN BOYS
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Postby Funkmeister » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:01 am

We could all take a couple of quotes to read for the audiobook.

If we could get it registered as a academic works then it would have to go into Sim Sims uni library :lol:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:03 am

Funkmeister wrote:We could all take a couple of quotes to read for the audiobook.

If we could get it registered as a academic works then it would have to go into Sim Sims uni library :lol:


:lol:

'Yes, sir. I have a question about this book. Did you really get him arrested on Easter Sunday?'
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Postby Funkmeister » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:04 am

'Was it a metric tonne of sand Sir?'
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Postby Frank » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:04 am

TCM wrote:
why dont you post this in your sad little thread like the simple cunt that you are


:lol:

He's got your number :lol:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:05 am

It was a made up quote you silly fucking 'Cuntbuster' :lol:
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Postby Frank » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:07 am

So you.. described yourself? :uhoh:
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Postby Question For Terry Again » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:07 am

Baitken III wrote:
Question for Terry wrote:
Brand Simmo wrote:Vi made me sleep on the floor for a week after Bruce Willis blew her up at the end of Armageddon

:lol: :lol:

100% LOLS HITRATE SINCD HIS RETURN.


Y'know what still gets me after all these years, without fail, every single time?

Spoiler!
Image

Open flaps and munch :lol:

Every time :lol: :lol:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:09 am

Robin wrote:So you.. described yourself? :uhoh:


I just typed a sentence :uhoh:
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Postby TDR » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:11 am

Question for Terry wrote:
Brand Simmo wrote:Vi made me sleep on the floor for a week after Bruce Willis blew her up at the end of Armageddon

you cunt that has ended me :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:14 pm

Brand Simmo wrote:Apologies if you disagree, but your previous post just smacked of patronising sarcasm. :toppa:
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Postby Hans Gruber » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:18 pm

Mingeford's Brand Simmo :adore:
Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em.
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:30 pm

Brand Simmo wrote:Show off? :lol: you're a right one to talk :lol:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:38 pm

Brand Simmo wrote:I notice you are still just copying and pasting things I say into a separate thread. Why would that be? I don't for one minute believe that it is for any reason other than to show people what a funny man you think you are.
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:40 pm

Brand Simmo wrote:Shut the fuck up, you delusional idiot :lol:
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Postby Runham Hocks » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:14 pm

Too busy to trawl the forum?
All you need to set you up for your lulz for the day™ is this thread.
Cut your forumming time down by up to 80% with this thread which has all the entertainment you'll ever need.
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Postby Ozymandias » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:22 pm

Brand Simmo wrote:Not only do I work with loads of nurses & midwives, but over the past year or so I have had cause to visit hospitals loads of times. In fact, I was visiting one just 2 days ago and again tonight. I have never seen a harder working group of workers, regardless of nationality.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0elVrOxZhVL
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Postby TDR » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:24 pm

what a ridiculous accent
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Postby Basilisk » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:26 pm

:uhoh:
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Postby Ozymandias » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:27 pm

It's the norfolk accent lads, I'm from norfolk, what did you expect :uhoh:
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:35 pm

Brand Simmo wrote:Cribby, do you get some sort of sexual gratification when you make stupid responses to whatever I post? (and I mean "whatever" - it seems I cannot post anything without a pathetic reference to your backslapping (cocksucking?) exercise with Minge and TDR)
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:38 pm

Brand Simmo wrote:I rest my case. You may think it winds me up. Let me reassure you that it doesn't :toppa:

Oh and yes, I fully expect this to be copied and pasted into your thread too so your mates can tell you what a funny man you are.
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:40 pm

Brand Simmo wrote:Not grumpy. I was wondering, in all seriousness, why you do that. You are a two faced idiot, so don't give me "I love what you say".
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Postby Ozymandias » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:41 pm

more vocaroo
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Postby Fuck off Fizzle » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:45 pm

Ozymandias wrote:It's the norfolk accent lads, I'm from norfolk, what did you expect :uhoh:

It's doesn't match your looks for some reason.
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:02 pm

Brand Simmo wrote:You did not save my job, you egotistical fuckwit :lol:

YOU did nothing. You give it all the "I am saving you from yourself" spiel, then in the next breath you're being a complete cunt. Sorry pal, not buying the whole "guardian angel" thing. IMO you're a cunt.
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Postby Runham Hocks » Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:17 pm

Who was that in response to Cribblington?
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Postby BIG CRIBSEH » Thu Mar 21, 2013 5:18 pm

He said it about me iirc
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